Took me forever to get through security at the airport today. They didn't have a guy around to do patdowns; then my scooter set off the spectrometer (or whatever it is that checks for explosives) three times.

I got patted down twice, which is a pointless reaction to the alarm. And it's kinda worrying that they didn't do any "special" searching or interviewing even though they never got a clean spectrometer run (i.e., my scooter kept setting off the alarm like it had explosives residue).

Not very comforting!