Our Attorney General is a lunatic.

Summary of the CSPAN clip:
Gonzalez: The Constitution doesn't guarantee habeas corpus.
Specter: WTF? The Constitution says you can't suspend it except in case of invasion or rebellion. That's pretty much the same thing, yeah?
Gonzalez: No, no, it says you can't suspend it. It doesn't say anyone has it to begin with.

Shorter version:
"I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you, really! I'm totally an inch away from you. Ok, now I'm almost touching you, but it's not actually you, it's your clothes. I'm still not touching you!"

Only thing missing is the inevitable *SMACK* that ends the whole situation.