Yay [verbatim]: "You're going to call that variable x? But x doesn't mean anything. It's a bad variable name. I've been telling you that for the last twenty minutes. I'm going to squint at you kind of funny now."

Boo [paraphrase]: "We're going to put you on Monistat." Yes, put a cold thick ointment in my ear, which needs to be open (a) so I can hear and (b) so it can drain pus (when the fungus gets bad enough). Did I mention that it looked cold? "Oh, you mean you have a custom-formulated drug with an anti-fungal that insurance didn't cover? I forgot that. Yes, we can use that."