Conversation condensed to its essence for maximum humor:

"I haven't hanged my pants in the closet yet. Wait. Crap. Did I just say hanged? We need a completely regular form of English."

"Forget that - too complicated. All we need is 'yes' and 'no'."

"What should we call it?"

"Oh, and 'fuck you!'."

"Oh, you mean Bostonian."

"Hey, yeah. But that means we need two more tokens - 'damn Yankees' and 'now wheh did ah pahk mah cah?'".